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Could you imagine someone took the biggest shitt in human history without even knowing it ?

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September 22, 2021

Could you imagine someone took the biggest shitt in human history without even knowing it ?

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Mehdi Arabpour

I'm on the toilet right now, it is now 23:50 and last night at around 18:00 I had a nice steak meal (medium rare) with fries. I've been holding this poo in for some time as I'm in someone else's house I feel awkward about dropping the kids off at the pool when their room is right next to the toilet... But tonight is the night of now not caring. I've had 6 Poseidon kiss' and got more coming, I may honestly feel 10 stone lighter after this next log So I'm pretty sure I maybe that guy tonight. Wish me luck.

Suneetha S

Josefine Jensen

Jimmythat Carroll

Once in uni i went to the shitter and there was a solid piece of poop so large that it extented out of the bowl. And no it wasn't a mount it was one 35-45 cm solid sausage standing upright. That thing was thicker and longer than my forearm and refused to be flushed down.

Chad Boise

Once i was in my grandma’s house and i hadn’t poo like for one day plus i had eaten a lot that day, so the combination made a poop so big that i was not able to take it out of my body, it hurt a lot, i was sitting there like for 10 minutes figuring out that the only way to poo that was through suffer and pain, so i did the best to beat the super poop, i never felt my anus that open, it was like a birth

Althea Montano Tuazan

Kristy Stamper-Hannah

I once took shit so big that i started crying when finished. Im not joking

Lauren Gilliam

Oh, I think they at least suspect it is.

Charles Massey

This is the kind of content I want to see. Thank you

Sharmin Sultana Bithi

23th of July 2018, that day I did the biggest turd! I literally cried, this motherfucker part my asshole like Moses parted the fucking Red Sea!

Dean Stone

yeh but probably some 300 kg dude who takes the cake for that

Mamakanneh Momoh Karsie

Jacob Yeet

I remember when it was my turn, I was out hiking for a week on a class trip and for some reason my body had achieved an eternal state, i only absorbed energy, water and I peed. Then after one week of hiking in the mountains, the spiritual trip was finally over and my body started to feel the strength of my spirit leaving me at the sight of the glorious restaurant toilet, but i was not at my knees yet, so i ate my first satisfying meal in that week quickly and walked to the toilet. I sat down, not to shit, but to pray that my butt hole would not rip. This was the era before mobile phones, so i took the closest air fresher and started to chant its divine text in my mind, as I gave birth to the most massive turd of my life. it did not break, it curled up like a demon snake at the bottom at the lake of the toilet. Finally it let go of my mortal body, I was expecting Poseidon to kiss my ass, but no. The snake had driven out the water and Poseidon's power.

Zhai Ambion Castro

Merlys Francis

Guaranteed it was done by an old aged pensioner! Anyone who works in a care home can back me up on that!

Derek Hall

It is actually really hard to define when a day starts and ends for the whole world (although you could just use 'legal' time, as defined by common calendars and clocks)

Craig Telfer

I sometimes wonder if my poo arrives at the plant that cleaned our water supply and there’s a table of judges watching the turds go by like some sort of sewerage catwalk and they raise cards rating the poo 1-10

Jennifer Treviño Muñeca Azteca

Calm down. It's probably someone with some kind of horrible medical condition that does that

Timothy Olesen

These comments are fucking amazing

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